You are the lucky few to see my brand new Anti-Theft Device.
I like to call it
The Dragon Anti-Theft 2100
With this little Beauty (pictured below) Never again will you be the subject of Armed Robbery, Shoplifting, Hustles, Long wait times for Police, or pretty much any kind of crime in your establishment.
For you Home Buisness Owners the DAT-2100 also offers a wide array of special tools and services.
Take the DAT-2100 with you when going to a meeting with those Hard as Nails people and BAM!! instant negotiation tool
Keep it at home at night and it works as an excellent home defense system.
What better to protect your loved ones than a real live DAT-2100.
Want to see something that will stop invading Ninjas in their tracks just take a look at the DAT-2100's audible warning system, It has a screech so loud, by the time its done going off you will have all of your neighbors and the police at your front door just waiting to arrest the perpatrator!
It also offers a unique function of Instant Package Transfer with 0 scammers, and when you invest now in the DAT-2100 with Wings, I dont' need to tell you how much you'll save on postage, or buisness air travel expenses now do I!
The only other home defense system to be this wonderful was the ED-209, the best part about this one is No faulty programming in the world will Disrupt your DAT-2100.
Hackers break in and try to reprogram it and BAM!! No need to feed the DAT-2100 tonight, he's already had some Sna-Hackers!!
And Hey Kids guess what the DAT-2100 comes as a fully loaded Bully Deterant as well!!!
Just take the DAT-2100 to school with you and Bullies and Homework are a thing of the past!!
But what would you be willing to pay for such a wonderfull device??
Similar Devices (of which there are none) go for prices upwards of $70,000, Making them all but exclusivley availble to large scale business.
But if you order within the next .0156 nano seconds I am going to slash the price to almost nothing....
but wait there's more, IF you can also get your call in before my left eye stops twitching we will throw in a second one Free, Not just Free but ABSOLUTLEY Free.
You never have to maintain this guy, it's completely maintenance FREE!
As long as you have Crimes, you'll never have to feed it and now for the low low Price of only $19.95
Can't wait to see what this new device looks like? well here it is
This Product really works! for example, take a look a the picture. The Man (Orlando Jones) in the middle is holding a shotgun pointing toward the DAT-2100, you might think he was going to try and kill it.
In fact if you look closely just below his hand you will see a price tag hanging from the Shotgun! That's right folks, Attempted Theft of Store Merchandise, The DAT-2100 is actually Baring the Criminals from Leaving the store!!!
If you would like to see the product in action, watch Evolution
At this point in the movie but a little earlier you will notice a girl in a dressing room Morgan Nagler who is pulling the old stunt of putting on stolen clothes under the ones she wore in
Just when she thinks she is about to get away with it BAMM!!!
The DAT-2100 Snatches her up and flys through the mall scaring the life out of her
Once she is released you hear her own testimonials on how well this wonderfull product works.
"I'll never shoplift again for the rest of my life, I promise"
Now thats what I call Results!!!
Call Now to get yours today operators are standing by!!!
1-866-DRAGONS
We Accpet Visa, Mastercard, Diners Club, Debit Cards, Cold Hard Cash, and COD(the fish).
Posted on Tuesday, July 14 @ 12:27:56 CDT by DrakenMyst
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