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<title>New and Exciting Stuff coming up....</title>
<link>www.youwilllistentowhatwesay.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=82</link>
<description>&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;h1&gt;Welcome to the newest news story.&lt;/h1&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;
This is not one of the normal storys or rants about random things.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;
This time it is an ad for one of our longtime events that we sponsor.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;h1&gt;Terror In The Hills&lt;/h1&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;
This is a volunteer job that Panther and Draken both give time to, Draken is an actor on the trail as well as up and coming assistant web admin. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;
Panther hosts the main website for the Hills and provides technical consultations as well as assisted troubleshooting for tech problems.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;
For information on this you can find everything at the following address &lt;A HREF=&quot;http://www.terrorinthehills.com/&quot;target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;www.terrorinthehills.com&lt;/A&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;
For any of you who are interested please contact any of the numerous people as well as either panther or myself for further information if you would like to become a sponsor or volunteer.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;
All of the money made at this event is for the Harrison TWP Volunteer fire department.  It is the main fundraiser they have during the year that helps them with new equipment and gear.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;
They are great group of people who risk their lives to save others.  &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;
Plus they all enjoy literally scaring the Pee out of people.....&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;
Hope to see you all there.&lt;br&gt;
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~Draken~</description>
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<title>The New Up and Up</title>
<link>www.youwilllistentowhatwesay.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=81</link>
<description>So here we are again fans,&lt;br&gt;  you may have noticed that there has been a lack of Articles at this moment.&lt;br&gt;   Well i'm going to tell you why.&lt;br&gt;
People from this site have found a new place that they spend most of their free time.&lt;br&gt;

&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;h1&gt; Be Amazing Magic Shop&lt;/h1&gt;

&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;
Now i know what your thinking,.....panther......draken.....&gt;WTF!!!.
&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;
It is entertaining, it is complex, and people enjoy it (except Lightning who is now subjected to the status of audience at least 18000 times a day, as well as quadruple on the weekends when the number of trixsters inreases in her home)
&lt;br&gt;
So if you would like to request things to do with magic, perhaps you'd like to trade secrets, perhaps you would even like to take lessons or obtain magical items of your own.
&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;
step right up here and drop us a line.  If you would like we can also open a magic forum or direct you to the one owned by&lt;br&gt; &lt;b&gt;Be Amazing Magic Shop&lt;/b&gt;
&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;



&lt;A HREF=&quot;http://www.beamazingmagicshop.com/&quot;target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Magic Shop&lt;/A&gt;</description>
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<title>Well folks.....</title>
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<description>&lt;center&gt;Well no stories today my fans, Today is July 30th which means its the anniversary of the greatest invention ever.......me so welcome to 29 Mr Draken.&lt;/center&gt;
&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;Font Size = 6 Font Color = ADFF2F&gt;&lt;span id=&quot;glowtext&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;center&gt;HAPPY  BIRTHDAY DRAKEN!!!!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/cemter&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</description>
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<title>How about a little wet Kitty eh eh ??</title>
<link>www.youwilllistentowhatwesay.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=79</link>
<description>So readers here we are again.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I have come across a wonderful news story filled with triumph and awesome pictures!! as well as one with an incredible medical breakthrough!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I know what your all saying right now....Draken, this title looks a little well......risque, well my friends...&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;center&gt;Just wait till you see the pictures!!!&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;and that's right your not mistaken this is a TWO part article, yes folks an article that will talk about 2 topics, its a twofer wednesday article
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&lt;A HREF=&quot;http://youwilllistentowhatwesay.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=79&quot;&gt;&lt;center&gt;Read on&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/A&gt;</description>
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<title>well.....you may be wondering.</title>
<link>www.youwilllistentowhatwesay.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=78</link>
<description>Well here I am again loyal readers&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
welcome back again to my own personal portal for venting the frustration that exists at the world around me&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;
and Bravo for finding me interesting enough to read.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br.
So for those of you who are beginning to wonder what this is about....first let me apologize for not writing anything recently.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;
see now i've been having a rough time, I am trying to quit smoking, and to be perfectly honest I want to, ......don't kid yourself.. its tough.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;
after long enough smoking that I could retire if i'd spent that much time in the military&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;
I know that i am addicted, i know that this is best for me.  but I also know that the withdrawl sucks BIG TIme, its clawing at the inside of my skull trying to get somewhere anywhere so it can smoke.  I know that the demon inside me wants NEEDS that nicoteen.&lt;br&gt;
Normally i would just go to sleep, but you know I need to make a living.  Although if i continue the path i'm on, I may not have a living to make, either i'll be dead or, i don't know what.&lt;br&gt;
Tired of Ranting now, i'll be back in a couple of days, hopefully right as rain and good as new.
&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;
Take Care readers</description>
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<title>My Fish - Chapter Two</title>
<link>www.youwilllistentowhatwesay.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=77</link>
<description>&lt;body lang=EN-US style='tab-interval:.5in'&gt;

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&lt;p class=MsoNormal align=center style='text-align:center'&gt;&lt;span
style='font-size:18.0pt'&gt;My Fish – The continuation&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p class=MsoNormal align=center style='text-align:center'&gt;&lt;span
style='font-size:14.0pt'&gt;A Fish Tale – Tail? Fin? &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p class=MsoNormal align=center style='text-align:center'&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p class=MsoNormal&gt;See what happens in the next installment, of the thrilling
adventure that is my fish. &lt;a href = &quot;http://youwilllistentowhatwesay.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=77&quot;&gt; Read On! &lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p?

&lt;p class=MsoNormal&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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<title>A Brand Spanking new Security Measure!!!</title>
<link>www.youwilllistentowhatwesay.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=76</link>
<description>&lt;center&gt;Welcome back my beloved readers&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
I have come up with a brand new invention that I will be advertising right here on YWLTWWS.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
Do you own a small business?&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
Are you tired of Profit losses due to theft?&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
While watching the movie &lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;Evolution&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt; Starring &lt;i&gt;David Duchovny&lt;/i&gt;, &lt;i&gt;Julianne Moore&lt;/i&gt;, &lt;i&gt;Orlando Jones&lt;/i&gt;, and &lt;i&gt;Seann William Scott&lt;/i&gt;.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;
It inspired me to market one of the greatest inventions ever!!!!!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;
Interested??  &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;

&lt;center&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://youwilllistentowhatwesay.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=76&quot;&gt;&lt;-Read On-&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;
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<title>My Fish - Chapter One</title>
<link>www.youwilllistentowhatwesay.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=75</link>
<description>&lt;body lang=EN-US link=blue vlink=purple style='tab-interval:.5in'&gt;

&lt;div class=Section1&gt;

&lt;p class=MsoNormal align=center style='text-align:center'&gt;&lt;b style='mso-bidi-font-weight:
normal'&gt;&lt;span style='font-size:16.0pt'&gt;My Fish&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p class=MsoNormal&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p class=MsoNormal&gt;The following is a story based on actual events. This is the
story of the fish that at one time inhabited my fish tank. The facts have been
dramatized for your enjoyment, although I think they are as accurate as you can
get without being able to speak to fish. Of course if you can speak to fish –
good for you!&lt;span style='mso-spacerun:yes'&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href = &quot;http://youwilllistentowhatwesay.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=75&quot;&gt;Read on.&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p class=MsoNormal&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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<title>Could stopping swearing now be hazardous to your health?</title>
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<description>Welcome back all my readers who can't get enough of my wayward opinions.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
So I was reading the news today and found an interesting article.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
Apparently Swearing has been scientifically proven to help relieve pain.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
What is this nonsense you say?  well read on and you will see what i'm talking about&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;


&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youwilllistentowhatwesay.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=74&amp;mode=&amp;order=0&amp;thold=0&quot;&gt;&lt;--Full Story--&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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<title>Microsoft VS. Google</title>
<link>www.youwilllistentowhatwesay.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=73</link>
<description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;H2&gt;Microsoft VS. Google&lt;/H2&gt;&lt;/center&gt;

&lt;center&gt;Ever wish they had a nice compact Operating System to get you out of the Microsoft rutt?&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
Well it seems then your prayers have been answered.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
for the scoop on the release of Google Chrome OS.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;

&lt;A HREF=&quot;http://www.youwilllistentowhatwesay.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=73/&quot;&gt;&lt;--Read Further---&gt;.&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/center&gt;</description>
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