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<title>Papa Johns - 23 cents pizza - Good LUCK!</title>
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<description>So if you haven’t heard, some whiney basketball player got called a crybaby - Boohoo&lt;br&gt;
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Because Papa Johns put this on a T-shirt- they whined more - Boo More hoo - So they said Heckfire lets give away some pizzas at 23 cents to honor the whiney basketball player&lt;br&gt;
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Well good luck trying to collect! If you are in one of the areas that serve the pizza's trying to call is an exercise in futility. The lines are permanently busy - more than likely because everyone and their brother are off trying to get one of these pizzas! &lt;br&gt;
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Let’s see if it’s any easier to walk into the shop - First off we don't even know if our location is honoring the deal, but even if they are, who knows if you will be able to get in??&lt;br&gt;
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Well we were unable to get in to get a single pizza for 23 cents :( but thanks to friends and family (Thanks &lt;strong&gt;Mom!&lt;/strong&gt;) that did get the pizza - we got an exclusive picture! Click below to read more!&lt;br&gt;
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<title>MSN Messenger Virus/ Live Messenger Virus FIX!</title>
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<description>IF YOU GET A LINK FROM MSN THAT SAYS SOMETHING ALONG THE LINES OF: &lt;br&gt;
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&lt;Img src =&quot; http://britishinside.com/photos/postimages/images/2741/original.aspx&quot;&gt; &lt;/img&gt;&lt;br&gt;
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Do not click it, it will give you a nasty little worm.&lt;br&gt;
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If you GET the worm then follow this link for a fix. &lt;br&gt;
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&lt;a href=&quot;http://yandao.com/2007/02/02/impfix-remove-the-msn-virus/&quot;&gt; http://yandao.com/2007/02/02/impfix-remove-the-msn-virus&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br&gt;
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Hope this helps!&lt;br&gt;</description>
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<title>More to come... ?</title>
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<description>There will be more to come, I know its been a while but there is alot on the table, see our earlier post&lt;br&gt;

Also enjoy the videos!!!</description>
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<title>Office Wars - Assassins</title>
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<description>The office wars saga - The newest video: &lt;br&gt;
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&lt;center&gt; ASSASSINS! &lt;/center&gt;

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<title>Office Wars - Initial Contact</title>
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<description>The following is the latest in YWLTWWS Technology -  Taking stuff on youtube and putting it here &lt;br&gt;
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The first entry - is the heartwrenching saga of the office wars&lt;br&gt;
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All Videos here will be ones created by the writers at YWLTWWS&lt;br&gt;
Enjoy!&lt;br&gt;
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<title>been A while...</title>
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<description>I know that it has been some time... 3 months just about.. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well there are some new things on the way, so keep your eyes peeled.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Also an exclusive interview with Superman's brother Stan.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Alot of people don't know him very well so we are giving him an oppertunity to speak!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Finally... rumors abound that the Undead Opossum may soon make his return to this site. Stay Tuned!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Also if you live in the Columbus Ohio area tune to 106.7FM All T.V. Themes all the time!&lt;br /&gt;</description>
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<title>Halo 3 Release - and Portable Xbox</title>
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&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; As you may or may not
know - a little game released this week - we know it as HALO 3. &lt;br /&gt;
Probably one of the best games of all time and a defining point in our
generation - heck probably our millennia! &lt;br /&gt;
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Some of the staff and myself were there for the midnight release Monday
9/24/2007 of the one and only Halo 3 - Why don&amp;rsquo;t you check out our adventures.&lt;br /&gt;
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Another thing - we also came up with a fun little toy for the release that kind
of got heavily centered around in this article. The fully portable Xbox - You can
roll with it where you roll. &lt;br /&gt;
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Yes that&amp;rsquo;s a bad slogan, I agree - but anyway check it out!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;Halo3.htm&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;http://www.youwilllistentowhatwesay.com/Halo3.htm&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Click Above - You know you want to.&lt;br /&gt;</description>
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<title>Halo 3 Ending has been leaked. We have the link!</title>
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<description>&lt;div&gt;The Halo 3 ending was leaked, and briefly put on you tube. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Apparently, and employee of Microsoft/Bungie &amp;nbsp;or someone who had access to an employee of microsoft / bungie leaked a video of Halo 3's ending onto youtube.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*** EDITORIAL NOTE ****&lt;br /&gt;We have the VIDEO!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5wEa-ND4JI&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5wEa-ND4JI&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The video was swiftly removed from all public video sites. Many people have already viewed the supposed ending, thinking they know exactly what will happen.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Other than the Spoiler problem I don't see this being a huge issue as the game itself is the first EVER in history to go GOLD&amp;nbsp; in pre-orders alone. This pretty much means Microsoft has already made its hard earned dollars.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The phrase &amp;quot;Morbid Curiosity&amp;quot; gets thrown around alot these days- and out of that I went looking to see if anywhere still had the video of the Halo 3 ending. I myself did not want to see it as I will be in line awaiting the opening of the game (With my portable xbox - pictures and article to follow later). However I did want to see if I could find the &amp;quot;Banned video&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I did not - What I did find however was the Final Frame Screenshot of Halo 3 - It has some great information on the ending, but does not put it all together. I invite you to see it for yourself - &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://halo3ending.ytmnd.com/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;http://halo3ending.ytmnd.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This series of frames puts to light an interesting, if true, scenario for the end of the game.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Enjoy&lt;br /&gt;-Panther&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
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<title>Command And Conquer 3 Tiberium Wars D3D errors</title>
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<description>Are you tired of trying to play a game you paid 60$ for and it just won't work?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Do you want to be able to play longer than the opening menu?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;D3D errors got you down?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I have the solution!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Shut down your Antivirus / Antispyware / Anti modify software!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
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<title>Strange Games have found us.</title>
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<description>&amp;nbsp;I&amp;nbsp;am offering an invitation to any and all that read this.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.lost.eu/551ee&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;http://www.lost.eu/551ee&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp; It is a strange game, it is kind of like a Multi Level Marketing or pyramid Scheme except, its free.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; The point of the game is to create the most unique invitation, and get other people to join, once the game hits 7 million players, the person with the most points win.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&amp;nbsp;The down side? You have to get someone to join every 30 days, or your counter goes to 0. If it gets to 0 you lose, and will need to find a new invitation and start as a new player.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;It is kind of a spooky game in my opinion, but I think it will be alot of fun!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Accept my invitation, I know its not &amp;ldquo;original&amp;rdquo; but I plan to do more as the game continues.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
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